COP and ME – Sam Grittner

January 1, 2016January 2, 2016

POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Looks like someone didn't get their midnight kiss. Come here you big lug."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2016

March 23, 2015March 26, 2015

COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "It's karaoke night and you need a partner."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2015

March 18, 2015March 20, 2015

COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You want someone who will listen but won't judge."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015

March 3, 2015March 4, 2015

COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015