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Tag: Dating

Posted on June 1, 2018June 3, 2018

I’m single and ready to mingle*!

*continue making real platonic friendships with women until I love myself enough to know that I can get in a relationship that I won’t self-sabotage because of my lack of communication skills and fear of the unknown!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 1, 2018

Posted on February 8, 2018February 9, 2018

OKCUPID is *the* site to meet sexy, single mutants in your area pic.twitter.com/rzSRLFrPyW

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2018

Posted on August 5, 2016August 9, 2016

Pretty sure I'll never find true love but I'll keep dating until I meet the perfect restaurant.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2016

Posted on May 24, 2016June 28, 2016

I thought she was extraordinarily quiet but I dated a leather jacket for two years.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016

Posted on May 24, 2016June 28, 2016

ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?
DATE: Yes. Let's join ISIS tonight

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016

Posted on March 9, 2016March 10, 2016

Is Googling someone first or second base?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2016

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