My nickname in the bedroom is 'The DMV' because no one leaves satisfied, there's a lot of paperwork, and someone ends up crying.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2014
The moment I hesitated when they asked me if I'd be willing to kill a person in cold blood, I knew I didn't get the job at the DMV.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2013