POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
ME (nervously): No, sir…
POLICE OFFICER: Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2017
POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Because you know I love riddles."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2015