“If you only have one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/FkvvP5BTpK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2018
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DON JR: There's not a body in the trunk
COP: Is that cocaine on the passenger seat?
DON JR: That's a bag of fake news
COP: Step out of the car, sir
DON JR: Here
COP: What's this?
DON JR: It's a memo
COP: Sir, this is a Marmaduke comic strip
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2018
I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017
We are hours away from the President of the United States declaring he has no idea who Donald Trump Jr. is
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2017
Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017