A Laura Palmer is exactly like an Arnold Palmer only murdered and coke instead of iced tea.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
hey drink you don't need an umbrella you're a drink
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2014
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A Laura Palmer is exactly like an Arnold Palmer only murdered and coke instead of iced tea.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
hey drink you don't need an umbrella you're a drink
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2014