"Is Bread there?"
"No, I'm sorry you must have the wrong number, this is Brad."
*ducks turn the phone book page*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2014
*goes to pond*
*duck hands me $100*
"Give me the hard stuff."
*hands over bag of croutons*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2014
If ducks had tiny briefcases I would take them seriously but I still wouldn't let them represent me in any legal matters.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 2, 2013