ME: Please let me slam dunk watermelons with Jesus in my dreams tonight
BRAIN: I'll do you one better, you can drown slowly in your mistakes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016
Aside from church, where's your least favorite place to get dunked on?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2016
If I was a giant, I'd pay a basketball player to slam dunk pizzas in my mouth all day long.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2014