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Tag: End of Days

Posted on December 15, 2017December 27, 2017

[the year is 2020]
“Welcome to McBurgerFoxWalmart, to receive your daily ration, insert one poor into the grinding machine. If you are able to read, the laser dogs are already coming for you. Obey the Supreme leader or we will burn your family. To add fries, give us your eyes.”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2017

Posted on December 15, 2016December 16, 2016

Jan. 20th: Trump takes office
Jan. 21st: Russia leaks Republicans emails
Jan. 22nd: Civil war breaks out
Jan. 23rd: #NationalWaffleDay

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2016

Posted on April 8, 2016April 11, 2016

The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016

Posted on March 23, 2016March 24, 2016

Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016

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