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Tag: Eyes

Posted on April 27, 2016May 2, 2016

FIRST DATE TIP: Wear a ski mask to really make your eyes pop

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2016

Posted on February 28, 2014

Watch like no one's dancing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2014

Posted on December 1, 2013December 2, 2013

NEW NAMES FOR EYES:
• Real Lookers
• Vision Balls
• The Watchers
• Look Who's Looking Nowsters
• TV Ingesters
• Stare Masters
• Blind Spots

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2013

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