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Tag: Frozen horse screams

Posted on June 4, 2018June 12, 2018

“You know how kids love horses that are forever frozen while screaming? What if I told you there was a way to make them go in circles after we impale them AND make a profit?” – Inventor of the carousel

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018

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