I'm like a pile of garbage floating in the ocean: on the surface you see lots of gross and disgusting stuff but underneath there's even more
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2016
R2-D2 is my hero. He’s a fucking trash can on wheels and universally loved. I just want to be a beloved garbage can. That's all I want.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 7, 2015
"Tie up those garbage parts in that meat balloon." – inventor of the hot dog/people
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2015