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Tag: Garbage everything is

Posted on May 13, 2016June 28, 2016

I'm like a pile of garbage floating in the ocean: on the surface you see lots of gross and disgusting stuff but underneath there's even more

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2016

Posted on December 7, 2015December 8, 2015

R2-D2 is my hero. He’s a fucking trash can on wheels and universally loved. I just want to be a beloved garbage can. That's all I want.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 7, 2015

Posted on August 29, 2015September 4, 2015

"Tie up those garbage parts in that meat balloon." – inventor of the hot dog/people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2015

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