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Tag: Glitter

Posted on June 30, 2014July 4, 2014

HOBBY LOBBY'S NEW SLOGAN: "Finally, a safe haven to burn witches while picking up glitter!"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2014

Posted on March 4, 2013April 1, 2013

At a gay bar with my roommate. There is glitter and cum all over my phone. I should have washed it off before I came here.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2013

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