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Tag: God is real

Posted on August 25, 2018September 6, 2018

A random woman was berating me for having the audacity to look at my cellphone while I was walking down the sidewalk. She yelled, “THE CELLPHONE ISN’T THE WORLD!” three times before she hit her face walking into a tree because she wasn’t paying attention. God is real.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2018

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