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Tag: God

Posted on May 9, 2019August 8, 2019

If God didn’t want women to have abortions maybe God shouldn’t have created so many slutty men.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2019

Posted on September 9, 2017

IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL GIVE ME A SIGN!
*texas goes underwater*
ANYTHING AT ALL
*california burns down*
*florida drowns*
IS THIS THING ON?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2017

Posted on March 28, 2017March 30, 2017

Bill O'Reilly looks like God tried to remake Gene Hackman with no lights on.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2017

Posted on August 2, 2016August 9, 2016

FRIEND: God has a plan for you.
ME: What's the deductible?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2016

Posted on May 18, 2015May 22, 2015

If I ever meet God I get the feeling that neither one of us is going to be impressed.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2015

Posted on June 7, 2014June 10, 2014

You need to talk to God immediately?
*sets bush on fire*
It's ringing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2014

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