— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2017
GOP: We burned down your house
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
GOP: All life matters at the moment of conception
SYRIAN REFUGEES: Please help us
GOP: Where would you get such a fucking crazy idea?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2015