GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017