Taking a break from Twitter taught me some invaluable lessons:
• No one cares if you leave
• No one cares if you come back
• This isn’t reality
• None of this matters
• It’s a toxic habit that has melted my brain like an Andes mint on the sun
• I’ll never leave again
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2018
Hell called. They officially ran out of special places six months ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2017
In Hell, the most beautiful things are happening all around you but you're forced to watch a loop of every time you stared at your phone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 8, 2014