Skip to content
Sam Grittner

Sam Grittner

  • Home
    • Resume
    • Contact
  • Schedule
  • Writing
    • Joke of the Day
      • Tweets I Sometimes Enjoy
    • Published Works
    • Lists
    • Essays
    • TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
  • Pictures
    • Headshots
    • Funny Friends
    • Drawings
    • Photos For Sale
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video

Tag: Heroin

Posted on March 7, 2019March 11, 2019

I can marry the same horse I sell my heroin to https://t.co/UZ1bwknFl8

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2019

Posted on October 17, 2017October 18, 2017

During her punk phase, Ivanka made her au pair try heroin.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017

Posted on April 3, 2017April 12, 2017

Comparing heroin to pot is like comparing a gun to paperclips. One will kill you and the other can help you keep your shit together.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2017

  • Home
  • Schedule
  • Writing
  • Pictures
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video
Proudly powered by WordPress