Nothing would make me happier than the day after Hillary is sworn in and Barack Obama reveals he's actually 3 Kenyan kids in a trench coat.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 16, 2016
HILLARY: No, Bill
BILL: I'm telling you, I've studied "Mrs. Doubtfire," just let me be you for a few days
H: No
B: Can I try on a pantsuit?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2016
when you're ready to take shards from the broken glass ceiling to shiv a rich hobgoblin pic.twitter.com/W3iSgTPDhi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2016
I love haikus pic.twitter.com/MOYFz14vBJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2016
HILLARY: "I was on BROAD CITY!"
BERNIE: "A bird landed on my damn podium!"
*simultaneously* "I love pizza!"
*they embrace and kiss*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 15, 2016