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Tag: Hold it close enough…

Posted on January 1, 2016January 4, 2016

If you hold a turtle close enough to your ear you can hear the strangers around you asking what the fuck is wrong with you.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 2, 2016

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