ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016
The moment I start to fall asleep I get the sensation that someone put a roll of quarters in the jukebox that is my mind.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2016
i'll sleep when i'm bed
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015
The nice thing about insomnia is that you won't die in your sleep
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2015
ME: "Time for sleep."
BRAIN: "Let's alphabetize every mistake you've ever made first."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2015
The best part about being an adult is you can stay up worrying about nothing as late as you want.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2014