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Posted on March 3, 2018March 12, 2018

I actually like Instagram’s algorithm that shows you pictures from yesterday because when I see someone enjoying their life too much I remind myself that 24 hours is more than enough time for them to have lost everything they loved in a fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2018

Posted on November 18, 2017November 19, 2017

FACEBOOK: Yesterday’s news today!
INSTAGRAM: Yesterday’s pictures today!
TWITTER: MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED AGAIN, CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN SOUTH FLORIDA, DOGS!, LIVE HELICOPTER CHASE OF MURDER GOAT, WATCH CHARLES MANSON EAT HIS LAST PLATE OF SPAGHETTI LIVE RIGHT NOW

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017

Posted on September 27, 2017October 10, 2017

FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017

Posted on September 15, 2016September 17, 2016

If you need to break into a white person's house just wait until the sun is setting. You've got a 20 minute window while we pick the filter.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2016

Posted on June 29, 2016July 27, 2016

I'm old enough to remember before Instagram when you had literally no way of knowing if someone had eaten that day

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2016

Posted on February 29, 2016March 7, 2016

Our society feels like its decaying and crumbling from the inside but boy do we post killer pics of the sunset.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 29, 2016

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