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Tag: iPhone

Posted on April 5, 2018April 7, 2018

I would never join a cult!

-sent from iPhone

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2018

Posted on November 6, 2017November 8, 2017

The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017

Posted on September 7, 2016September 10, 2016

The new iPhone is waterproof, which means I can finally enjoy my shower while being interrupted by emails from work.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2016

Posted on September 11, 2014September 18, 2014

At this rate it'll only be a couple of years before the iPhone is the same size as the children that make them

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 12, 2014

Posted on June 25, 2013June 27, 2013

I'm at the point where I don't even like making eye contact with my phone

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2013

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