After the attack in NYC today here’s what scares the shit out of me:
2) Lack of access to affordable healthcare
3) Tax cuts 4 rich
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2017
No Christmas presents this year kids, Santa is an immigrant with no legal documentation to prove he's not part of ISIS.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2016
We need to play more head games with ISIS. Have we delivered them pizzas they haven't ordered yet? That'll drive them absolutely bananas.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 27, 2016
ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?
DATE: Yes. Let's join ISIS tonight
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
ISIS is so stupid. Don't they realize Santa is watching them? Lots of coal for those dummies.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2015