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Tag: ISIS

Posted on November 1, 2017

After the attack in NYC today here’s what scares the shit out of me:
1) Nazis
2) Lack of access to affordable healthcare
3) Tax cuts 4 rich

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2017

Posted on December 3, 2016December 7, 2016

No Christmas presents this year kids, Santa is an immigrant with no legal documentation to prove he's not part of ISIS.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2016

Posted on October 27, 2016October 31, 2016

We need to play more head games with ISIS. Have we delivered them pizzas they haven't ordered yet? That'll drive them absolutely bananas.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 27, 2016

Posted on May 24, 2016June 28, 2016

ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?
DATE: Yes. Let's join ISIS tonight

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016

Posted on December 10, 2015March 11, 2017

A Thank You Note from ISIS to Mr. Trump

Posted on November 23, 2015November 24, 2015

ISIS is so stupid. Don't they realize Santa is watching them? Lots of coal for those dummies.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2015

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