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Tag: JC

Posted on May 28, 2018June 3, 2018

Jesus could walk on water but I like to imagine he couldn’t go swimming, he’d try to dive in and it would be like trying to swim in concrete. And he kept it a secret. All his friends are at the beach like, “Come take a dip!” and JC is all, “Nah I’m good. Anyone wanna be carried?”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 29, 2018

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