Macklemore is the e-cig of rap.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2014
"Smith, Nancy?"
"Here."
"Smith, Thomas?"
"Here."
"Smith, Word?"
"Hither."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2014
"Dad?" – Zebra looking at a piano
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2014
I get the feeling Helena Bonham Carter travels by bursting into a thousand crows when she doesn't feel like walking.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2014
"You know, I bet we could store water down there, not just children." – Inventor of the well
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2014
I've got money for daysssssss!!!! Six to be exact. Eight if I'm willing to eat dirt.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2014