BREAKING BAD FINALE THEORY: Walt stays in and watches "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." BOTH COPIES.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2013
*god changes history from repeat to shuffle*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/381426102666686466
*Kanye editing Kim out of their sex tapes so it's just him*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2013
INTERVIEWING TIPS:
*Make direct eye contact
*Body slam them to show how much intensity you can bring to the table
*Bring a spare mustache— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2013
People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2013