Coachella is just Instagram in real time with a soundtrack.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2013
Do dogs just think they’re wearing necklaces?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2013
Joke of the Day
"I'll take the melt please." – Salvador Dali at a diner
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2013
I don't judge by race, gender, or beliefs. I judge you based on how quickly you're ready to place your order when you're ahead of me in line
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2013