*checks twitter*
CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD
*checks twitter again*
HE WAS SUCH A TALENTED
*checks twitter again*
GARBAGE HUMAN BEING— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2017
Can Obama at least have us on weekends?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2017
"It's not a muppet ban." – Sean Spicer on defunding CPB
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2017
It's impossible to see a smoking gun when an entire room is on fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2017
Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017
me before sending a tweet. me watching those sweet, sweet faves coming in. pic.twitter.com/3xfmLoLrRj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 12, 2017