BRITISH PERSON: Do you have royal weddings in America?
ME: A reality star that pushes pro-body dysmorphia products married a rapper who said slavery was a choice
BRITISH PERSON: Is that a yes?
ME: Honestly, I don’t know
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2018
KANYE (tweeting): STAR WARS is just stupid. You never even find out who Luke’s father is. That’s some bullshit
JOHN LEGEND (texting): Ye, you need to finish watching the movie
*two hours later*
KANYE (tweeting): FAM! I got some news about Darth Vader!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2018
"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
*Kanye runs into Jay-Z at RadioShack*
"J! If I'm here AND you're here then who's watching the-"
*Macklemore loads the Throne into a U-Haul*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2013