ME: Please let me slam dunk watermelons with Jesus in my dreams tonight
BRAIN: I'll do you one better, you can drown slowly in your mistakes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016
ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016
The best part about being an adult is you can stay up worrying about nothing as late as you want.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2014