Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017
The Nature Channel could blatantly be lying & I'd accept it as fact. "The hammerhead shark has over 9,000 teeth, is fluent in Latin, & raps"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015