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Tag: Life

Posted on September 30, 2016October 1, 2016

TO-DO TODAY:
• Escape through food
• Watch the world burn
• Question my true motives
• Repeat same mistakes with different people
• Not die

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 30, 2016

Posted on September 12, 2016September 15, 2016

May your life be as long as a CVS receipt.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 12, 2016

Posted on April 28, 2016May 2, 2016

A woman on the train had a chipmunk in her coat pocket and she fed it for the entire ride and now I'm questioning all my priorities in life

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2016

Posted on April 20, 2016April 26, 2016

Age 21: "No one can tell me what to do!"
Age 31: "Someone please tell me what I'm supposed to do."
Age 41: "Whatever. That'll do."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016

Posted on August 19, 2015August 20, 2015

PACKING: An Essay

Here’s a short essay I wrote about pondering when I’ll cross paths with my Soulmate instead of packing for a trip I have tomorrow. Click on the link here if you want to read it.

Posted on February 25, 2015February 28, 2015

Great. I just spilled my life all over my dreams.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2015

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