Skip to content
Sam Grittner

Sam Grittner

  • Home
    • Resume
    • Contact
  • Schedule
  • Writing
    • Joke of the Day
      • Tweets I Sometimes Enjoy
    • Published Works
    • Lists
    • Essays
    • TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
  • Pictures
    • Headshots
    • Funny Friends
    • Drawings
    • Photos For Sale
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video

Tag: Lizzo

Posted on September 11, 2019November 8, 2019

My Uber driver just told the other passenger in the car to get off her phone or he would kick her out.

UBER DRIVER: “No one interrupts Lizzo”

Is $100 enough for a tip?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2019

  • Home
  • Schedule
  • Writing
  • Pictures
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video
Proudly powered by WordPress