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Tag: Magic

Posted on February 3, 2018February 6, 2018

*Paul Ryan pulls a quarter out from behind my ear*
ME: “Is that supposed to be a magic trick?”
RYAN: “That’s the magic of your tax cut!”
ME: “That’s fucking it?”
RYAN: “Now, watch me make Medicaid disappear!”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2018

Posted on January 1, 2015January 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/550847131570151424

Posted on April 27, 2013April 28, 2013

If you push a man's ponytail all the way into his skull, a diploma drops from the sky and he's got a second chance on life.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2013

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