If my funeral doesn’t have a merch table I’m gonna be so freaking pissed
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2019
In Russia, Dre forgets about you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015
Is my therapist supposed to have a merch table?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2015