The audacity of Mike Pence telling gay people they need conversion therapy when he hasn't even finished transitioning from mayonnaise-gargoyle to human being is absolutely stunning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2018
There’s no way Mike and Karen Pence share the same bed. They definitely sleep in separate coffins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2017
A solid hour of the inauguration is going to be Mike Pence playing Big Buck Hunter on a Jumbotron.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2017