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Tag: Milkshake Humors

Posted on September 10, 2015September 11, 2015

I have no milkshake. My yard is barren.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2015

Posted on May 25, 2015May 26, 2015

My milkshake is barren. My yard is littered with bones. The wind is filled with ash. The sky thunders with bass. Happy hour starts at 8pm.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2015

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