Counterpoint: you’re a fucking idiot pic.twitter.com/aBf00yUgdP
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2019
Technically, a millennial is anyone who had to learn cursive but never had to use it.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2019
A millennial is anyone who burned CD mixtapes for their high school sweetheart and now unironically loves FRASIER repeats.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2018
BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017
BABY BOOMER'S DREAM: I'll own a house with my lovely spouse & send our kids to college
MY DREAM: I hope the Earth implodes while I'm asleep
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016