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Tag: Modern romance

Posted on September 8, 2016September 10, 2016

Somewhere out there my soulmate is curled up in the fetal position too.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2016

Posted on August 5, 2016August 9, 2016

Pretty sure I'll never find true love but I'll keep dating until I meet the perfect restaurant.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2016

Posted on May 24, 2016June 28, 2016

I thought she was extraordinarily quiet but I dated a leather jacket for two years.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016

Posted on December 30, 2015January 2, 2016

1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015

Posted on July 31, 2014August 10, 2014

Our eyes locked when we were both trying to avoid eye contact with everyone.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2014

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