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Tag: Money

Posted on June 24, 2018June 26, 2018

Get rich or die chewing https://t.co/OBUuiKWELq

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018

Posted on July 30, 2017September 9, 2017

"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017

Posted on November 1, 2016November 5, 2016

*at animal shelter*
EMPLOYEE: "You said you were interested in adopting a dog?"
*i slide her $100*
ME: "Take me to the REALLY good boys."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2016

Posted on August 12, 2016August 14, 2016

I never give starving artists money cause I know they'll just waste it creating more art instead of eating.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2016

Posted on July 15, 2015July 18, 2015

"You'll pay for this!" – Capitalism

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2015

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