Get rich or die chewing https://t.co/OBUuiKWELq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018
"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017
*at animal shelter*
EMPLOYEE: "You said you were interested in adopting a dog?"
*i slide her $100*
ME: "Take me to the REALLY good boys."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2016
I never give starving artists money cause I know they'll just waste it creating more art instead of eating.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2016
"You'll pay for this!" – Capitalism
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2015