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Tag: Morgan Freeman

Posted on May 31, 2013June 1, 2013

I bet Morgan Freeman calls his answering machine just to listen to the sweet, intoxicating sound that is his voice.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2013

Posted on May 4, 2013

I don't get the big deal about prison. Just befriend the guy who looks like Morgan Freeman and get some posters.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2013

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