Lol at movie theaters that search your bag for snacks. Please give me more credit than that, I’m 35-years-old (I’m about to see STAR WARS and I have two different cheese plates duct-taped to my thighs).
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2017
Cate Blanchett with Cate Blanchett starring as Cate Blanchett in "Cate Blanchett" with performances by Cate Blanchett and Cate Blanchett.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016
*movie begins, opening credits appear*
*turn to complete stranger*
"What font is that do you think?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2015
Movies are so fake, like anybody really answers a phone or has kids anymore
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2014