I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018
Why you don't name your son Track:
1) it's not a name
2) after getting arrested he literally has a track record
3) it's still not a name
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2016