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Tag: Names

Posted on June 22, 2018June 24, 2018

I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018

Posted on January 20, 2016January 22, 2016

Why you don't name your son Track:
1) it's not a name
2) after getting arrested he literally has a track record
3) it's still not a name

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2016

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