God, grant me the serenity to exploit my enemies’ insecurities against them, the courage to drag them down into a hell of their own making, and the wisdom to document it so I can enjoy it again at a future date.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 30, 2019
It's Friday so make sure to trap your nemesis in a web of lies of their own making and head out a little early.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2016