POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Looks like someone didn't get their midnight kiss. Come here you big lug."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2016
Do we even need New Year's Eve this year? Literally all we've done is drop the ball.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2014
Be safe tonight! And tomorrow. Pretty much all the time is a good idea, really.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2013