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Tag: Obama

Posted on April 10, 2018April 13, 2018

How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018

Posted on March 15, 2018March 19, 2018

“If you only have one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/FkvvP5BTpK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2018

Posted on February 4, 2018February 6, 2018

COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DON JR: There's not a body in the trunk
COP: Is that cocaine on the passenger seat?
DON JR: That's a bag of fake news
COP: Step out of the car, sir
DON JR: Here
COP: What's this?
DON JR: It's a memo
COP: Sir, this is a Marmaduke comic strip

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2018

Posted on March 17, 2017March 30, 2017

Can Obama at least have us on weekends?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2017

Posted on September 16, 2016September 17, 2016

Nothing would make me happier than the day after Hillary is sworn in and Barack Obama reveals he's actually 3 Kenyan kids in a trench coat.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 16, 2016

Posted on February 26, 2016March 7, 2016

*whispering in unison*
"Bye, Felicia." pic.twitter.com/Ln10XBEASg

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 26, 2016

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