Going forward I shall only be referring to the sky as “the bird ocean”. I will not be taking questions at this time.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2018
Time to pour one out for Scott Pruitt *pours bottle of bleach directly into the ocean*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 5, 2018
FRIEND: "There are plenty of fish in the sea."
ME: "There are a ton of sharks in the ocean."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2016