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Tag: Ocean

Posted on August 22, 2018September 6, 2018

Going forward I shall only be referring to the sky as “the bird ocean”. I will not be taking questions at this time.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2018

Posted on July 5, 2018July 8, 2018

Time to pour one out for Scott Pruitt *pours bottle of bleach directly into the ocean*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 5, 2018

Posted on January 16, 2016January 22, 2016

FRIEND: "There are plenty of fish in the sea."
ME: "There are a ton of sharks in the ocean."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2016

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