Just a fair warning: if you post a pic of you and your significant other Online today, I’m gonna fave or like the shit out of it and wish you continued warm feelings towards each other and there’s nothing you can do to fucking stop me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2018
me before sending a tweet. me watching those sweet, sweet faves coming in. pic.twitter.com/3xfmLoLrRj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 12, 2017
With each passing day I grow increasingly grateful that in my youth my public thoughts were confined to AOL chat rooms.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2017